Due to a planning division error at Amsterville City hall, small segments of the city have been left without any active Government. Usually such a trivial fault would go unnoticed and would soon be fixed, but this loophole was immediately picked up by the Freak City Advancement Department, whom immediately dispatched mounted police to go and claim the areas of the city that were up for grabs. Sadly, the Freak City Mounted Police requires, for non-discrimination reasons, that all mounted police be mentally retarded to a sufficient degree. This caused one policeman, whilst he was busy trying to hear colours, to walk his horse across several lanes of oncoming traffic, naturally bringing on horrific disaster as an upturned 18 wheeler crashed through the road barriers and landed on a nursery.

Freak City officials, consisting of an entire wax model ensemble of the cast of I Love Lucy have released no statements yet, and do not appear to be ready to say anything anytime soon.

However, all statements and queries directed at this new Government must be made in person at their in-city Offices of Law, whereupon the visitor must play the beat of Pink Floyds third album by fornicating themselves with a splintered chair leg to produce text on a screen which will then be read by the Offices computer mainframe.

what?

yeah

Pertains to GMod RP we've been doing on Nine's server BUT SINCE THERE'S NO GMOD RP FORUMS ANYMORE

You... uh... remember you're an admin right? o_o lol.
You can make one or bring back what you need. The old forums are hidden so that things could move on and people wouldn't recycle old stuff.

what up nigga

USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST BY Ash: use of racial slur ( 3 days )

capcomx did you fall into the wrong forum or something

also how is that a raical slur, if it was aimed at someone it would be. Just saying it is not being racist.

*A troop of howler monkey attorneys raid CapcomX's computer quarters, bite off his penis, and leave him writhing in a pile of both his and their feces with a cease and desist writ stapled to his belly for copyright infringement*

Freak City is a Trademark of Lono, Limited.

Doctor Howard Flechenhauss, a Nigerian centaur lawyer from Asquinn follows up the cease and desist letter with the threat of a class action lawsuit for the aggravated assault of a Freak City representative.

Robert Angelo, Mr. Lono's business partner, promptly rips up the letter and has it burned in the city square while denying all claims that Freak City actually exists.

He is later seen on the top of a lamp post with a half finished bottle of scotch, screaming at every person who passes by to "Give me my goddamn fucking cigarettes!" and refuses to admit that he smokes when anyone asks him about it.

Freak City arrived...And it was sexy.

African-Etheosian protesters were seen earlier today during a flashmob outside City Hall, waving signs saying that Stafoo Moutasami is an "Uncle Tom" and that he has no soul.